chore(sms): retire the stuck macOS namespace

The macOS workload is scaled to 0 and its PVC macos-disk has been Pending
for 72 days against storage class longhorn-imessage-local. No node carries
the workload=imessage label it pins to. The namespace only holds that dead
PVC plus two unused Services. Remove the Application, the manifests and the
namespace so ArgoCD prunes them.
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# macOS VM (Docker-OSX) hosting the BlueBubbles server.
#
# ── Why a VM and not a container ────────────────────────────────────────────
# Containers share the host kernel. macOS binaries are Mach-O and need XNU plus
# Cocoa/IOKit, which a Linux kernel cannot provide, so no macOS container exists
# or can exist. Docker-OSX is QEMU running a macOS guest, packaged in a
# container — a VM in a box, not a macOS container.
#
# ── Why this works on worker-2 ──────────────────────────────────────────────
# Verified on the existing hardware: amd64, `vmx` (Intel VT-x) present, and
# /dev/kvm exists on Talos nodes (KVM is compiled into Talos' kernel, not a
# module). Bare metal, so no nested virtualisation needed.
#
# ── Read this before relying on it ──────────────────────────────────────────
# 1. Setup is INTERACTIVE. First boot runs the macOS installer: connect over
# VNC (:5999), erase the disk in Disk Utility, install, create a user, sign
# into iMessage, THEN install BlueBubbles inside the guest. This manifest
# only provides the machine; it does not provision macOS.
# 2. iMessage activation on non-Apple hardware is a coin flip. BlueBubbles'
# own guidance: "test sending an iMessage to yourself. If it does not
# succeed, it's likely best to restart from the beginning."
# 3. Apple's macOS licence permits virtualisation only on Apple hardware. This
# is a Hackintosh. Use a throwaway Apple ID, not a primary one.
# 4. BlueBubbles labels this path "not for beginners", "no guarantees or
# warranty".
#
# Private API (reactions, typing indicators, edit/unsend) needs SIP disabled
# inside the guest and is NOT required for plain send/receive. Skip it.
apiVersion: apps/v1
kind: Deployment
metadata:
name: macos-bluebubbles
labels:
app.kubernetes.io/name: macos-bluebubbles
app.kubernetes.io/part-of: sms
spec:
# Scaled to 0 on 2026-10-24. The pod pinned itself to a node labelled
# workload=imessage, and no such node exists any more. The PVC macos-disk also
# uses StorageClass longhorn-imessage-local, which pins the same dead node and
# stayed unbound for 71 days. The macOS guest therefore cannot start. Raise
# this to 1 again only after a KVM-capable node carries that label and taint.
replicas: 0
# Recreate: the qcow2 disk is RWO and a second pod must never attach it
# concurrently — two QEMU processes on one image corrupts it.
strategy:
type: Recreate
selector:
matchLabels:
app.kubernetes.io/name: macos-bluebubbles
template:
metadata:
labels:
app.kubernetes.io/name: macos-bluebubbles
app.kubernetes.io/part-of: sms
spec:
# Dedicated node. The taint keeps everything else off worker-2; this
# toleration is what lets the VM on. Both halves are required.
nodeSelector:
workload: imessage
tolerations:
- key: workload
operator: Equal
value: imessage
effect: NoSchedule
containers:
- name: macos
image: sickcodes/docker-osx:latest@sha256:3a3c82c79bc4e73531f819ccdfa4053b3084efd7c1f645678dbf8b4b3a24369c
# QEMU needs /dev/kvm; Talos enforces `baseline` cluster-wide, so this
# only schedules because the sms namespace is labelled privileged.
securityContext:
privileged: true
env:
# Generates a unique serial / board-serial / UUID / MAC and persists
# them to bootdisk.qcow2. This synthetic identity is what iMessage
# activates against — it must stay stable across restarts, which is
# why the PVC matters.
- name: GENERATE_UNIQUE
value: "true"
# Identity is only plausible if it matches a real product line.
- name: DEVICE_MODEL
value: "iMacPro1,1"
- name: RAM
value: "12"
- name: CORES
value: "6"
- name: EXTRA
# Expose the BlueBubbles server port from the guest to the pod.
# Guest :1234 (BlueBubbles default) -> pod :1234.
value: "-device virtio-net-pci,netdev=net0 -netdev user,id=net0,hostfwd=tcp::1234-:1234"
ports:
- name: vnc
containerPort: 5999
protocol: TCP
- name: bluebubbles
containerPort: 1234
protocol: TCP
resources:
requests:
cpu: "6"
memory: 14Gi
limits:
cpu: "12"
memory: 20Gi
volumeMounts:
- name: macos-disk
mountPath: /home/arch/OSX-KVM/disk
- name: kvm
mountPath: /dev/kvm
# No readiness probe on purpose. The guest takes many minutes to boot,
# and until macOS + BlueBubbles are installed BY HAND there is nothing
# listening on 1234. A probe here would crash-loop the pod through the
# entire interactive install.
volumes:
- name: macos-disk
persistentVolumeClaim:
claimName: macos-disk
- name: kvm
hostPath:
path: /dev/kvm
type: CharDevice
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apiVersion: kustomize.config.k8s.io/v1beta1
kind: Kustomization
namespace: sms
resources:
- namespace.yaml
- storageclass.yaml
- pvc-macos.yaml
- deployment-macos.yaml
- service.yaml
- networkpolicy.yaml
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# iMessage delivery for the cluster.
#
# BlueBubbles' server is a macOS Electron app paired with an Objective-C helper
# that hooks Messages.app private APIs — it cannot be containerised on Linux,
# because containers share the host kernel and macOS needs XNU + Cocoa. The only
# way to run it on Talos is a full macOS VM under QEMU/KVM (Docker-OSX), which
# needs a privileged pod with /dev/kvm.
#
# Hence privileged PodSecurity: the cluster default from the Talos controlplane
# is `enforce: baseline`, which forbids privileged containers and host devices.
# Scope is limited to this namespace.
apiVersion: v1
kind: Namespace
metadata:
name: sms
labels:
pod-security.kubernetes.io/enforce: privileged
pod-security.kubernetes.io/audit: privileged
pod-security.kubernetes.io/warn: privileged
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# Default-deny. This namespace runs a privileged QEMU VM signed into an Apple
# ID and exposes an unauthenticated VNC console; nothing should reach it except
# opted-in clients.
apiVersion: networking.k8s.io/v1
kind: NetworkPolicy
metadata:
name: sms-default-deny
spec:
podSelector:
matchLabels:
app.kubernetes.io/part-of: sms
policyTypes:
- Ingress
ingress:
- from:
- namespaceSelector: {}
podSelector:
matchLabels:
sms-client: "true"
ports:
- protocol: TCP
port: 1234
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# Persistent macOS disk image + generated hardware identity (bootdisk.qcow2).
#
# This volume is NOT disposable: it holds the VM's serial number, board serial,
# UUID and MAC, which together form the identity iMessage was activated against.
# Losing it means re-running activation, which is the least reliable step of the
# whole setup.
#
# Docker-OSX documents 128GB minimum for the guest image; 200Gi leaves room for
# the installer, the base system, and qcow2 growth.
#
# ⚠️ Single replica (see storageclass.yaml — capacity and IO both rule out 3).
# Losing worker-2's disk therefore means losing the activated identity and
# redoing iMessage activation. Once the guest is installed and activated, take
# a Longhorn snapshot/backup of this volume; that is the only redundancy here.
apiVersion: v1
kind: PersistentVolumeClaim
metadata:
name: macos-disk
spec:
accessModes:
- ReadWriteOnce
storageClassName: longhorn-imessage-local
resources:
requests:
storage: 200Gi
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# VNC is how you drive the interactive macOS install. Deliberately ClusterIP —
# it is an unauthenticated console onto a machine holding a live Apple ID
# session. Reach it with `kubectl port-forward`, never an Ingress.
apiVersion: v1
kind: Service
metadata:
name: macos-vnc
spec:
type: ClusterIP
selector:
app.kubernetes.io/name: macos-bluebubbles
ports:
- name: vnc
port: 5999
targetPort: vnc
---
# The BlueBubbles REST API, once installed inside the guest. This is the stable
# name cluster services use, so callers never depend on the pod IP or on whether
# the backend is this VM or a real Mac mini later.
apiVersion: v1
kind: Service
metadata:
name: bluebubbles
spec:
type: ClusterIP
selector:
app.kubernetes.io/name: macos-bluebubbles
ports:
- name: http
port: 1234
targetPort: bluebubbles
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# Dedicated StorageClass for the macOS VM disk.
#
# The default `longhorn` class does not work here, for two independent reasons:
#
# 1. Replica count. Default is 3, and Longhorn schedules against
# storageMaximum - storageScheduled with over-provisioning at 100%. Free
# space is cp-1 146Gi / cp-2 8Gi / cp-3 146Gi / worker-1 292Gi, so a 200Gi
# volume has only one node that can hold even a single replica — a 3-replica
# volume fails outright with ReplicaSchedulingFailure.
# 2. Binding mode. `Immediate` provisions the volume the moment the PVC is
# created, before any pod is scheduled. Combined with strict-local that
# pins the data to an arbitrary node, not the one the VM runs on.
#
# So: one replica, kept local to the VM, bound only once the pod has a node.
apiVersion: storage.k8s.io/v1
kind: StorageClass
metadata:
name: longhorn-imessage-local
provisioner: driver.longhorn.io
allowVolumeExpansion: true
reclaimPolicy: Delete
# The pod is pinned to worker-2 by nodeSelector; wait for it to be scheduled so
# the replica is placed on that node and not somewhere else.
volumeBindingMode: WaitForFirstConsumer
parameters:
# A qcow2 backing a live VM is latency-sensitive and rewritten constantly.
# Serving it over the network from another node's disk would be the single
# worst thing for guest responsiveness, so force it local.
numberOfReplicas: "1"
dataLocality: "strict-local"
staleReplicaTimeout: "30"
fsType: "ext4"
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syncOptions:
- CreateNamespace=true
---
# iMessage/SMS delivery. Raw manifests: a privileged macOS VM (Docker-OSX)
# running the BlueBubbles server, plus its dedicated local StorageClass.
#
# Pinned to worker-2 via nodeSelector `workload: imessage` + a matching
# toleration for that node's taint. Until worker-2 is provisioned this app
# syncs everything except the pod, which stays Pending — that is expected.
#
# No CreateNamespace: namespace.yaml carries `pod-security: privileged`, which
# the VM needs (/dev/kvm, privileged), and an ArgoCD-created namespace would
# not have those labels.
apiVersion: argoproj.io/v1alpha1
kind: Application
metadata:
name: sms
namespace: argocd
annotations:
argocd.argoproj.io/sync-wave: "8"
spec:
project: homelab
source:
repoURL: https://forgejo.riotpiao.com/riotpiao-poimen/homelab.git
targetRevision: main
path: k8s/apps/sms
destination:
server: https://kubernetes.default.svc
namespace: sms
syncPolicy:
automated:
prune: true
selfHeal: true
---
# Document management. Raw manifests (no Helm): postgres is the dedicated
# paperless-db CNPG cluster in k8s/infra/databases (wave 2), redis is
# in-cluster only (no PVC), media lives on the cp-3 USB HDD (see