diff --git a/k8s/infra/iam/scripts/authentik-provision.py b/k8s/infra/iam/scripts/authentik-provision.py
index 82cbf83..afd0de6 100644
--- a/k8s/infra/iam/scripts/authentik-provision.py
+++ b/k8s/infra/iam/scripts/authentik-provision.py
@@ -148,6 +148,28 @@ groups_mapping = get_or_create(
 )
 GROUPS_MAPPING_PK = groups_mapping["pk"]
 
+# MinIO maps OIDC users to a MinIO policy via a "policy" claim
+# (MINIO_IDENTITY_OPENID_CLAIM_NAME=policy). Emit consoleAdmin (full admin) for
+# homelab-admins members, readonly for everyone else. Without this claim MinIO
+# assigns no policy and OIDC users get no access.
+_POLICY_EXPR = (
+    "return {\"policy\": \"consoleAdmin\" "
+    "if request.user.ak_groups.filter(name=\"homelab-admins\").exists() "
+    "else \"readonly\"}"
+)
+policy_mapping = get_or_create(
+    "/api/v3/propertymappings/provider/scope/",
+    "/api/v3/propertymappings/provider/scope/",
+    "scope_name=minio",
+    {
+        "name": "homelab: minio policy claim",
+        "scope_name": "minio",
+        "expression": _POLICY_EXPR,
+    },
+    patch_existing={"expression": _POLICY_EXPR},
+)
+POLICY_MAPPING_PK = policy_mapping["pk"]
+
 # Fetch the standard openid/email/profile mapping pks (shipped by default).
 status, res = api("GET", "/api/v3/propertymappings/provider/scope/")
 by_scope = {m["scope_name"]: m["pk"] for m in res["results"]}
@@ -182,6 +204,10 @@ if res.get("results"):
     status, rock = api("PATCH", f"/api/v3/core/users/{rock['pk']}/", {
         "groups": [homelab_admins["pk"], grafana_admins["pk"]],
         "is_active": True,
+        # email is REQUIRED: Grafana's OIDC login reads the email claim from
+        # userinfo; an empty email makes Grafana fall back to a GitHub-style
+        # <userinfo>/emails call, which Authentik 404s -> login fails entirely.
+        "email": "locartrock@gmail.com",
     })
     if status not in (200, 201):
         die(f"PATCH user rock -> {status} {rock}")
@@ -192,6 +218,8 @@ else:
         "username": "rock",
         "name": "Rock",
         "is_active": True,
+        # Required for Grafana OIDC (see PATCH branch above).
+        "email": "locartrock@gmail.com",
         "groups": [homelab_admins["pk"], grafana_admins["pk"]],
         "path": "users",
         "type": "internal",
@@ -258,6 +286,9 @@ SERVICES = {
 app_pks_for_binding = []
 
 for name, cfg in SERVICES.items():
+    # MinIO also needs the "policy" claim (via the minio scope mapping) so its
+    # MINIO_IDENTITY_OPENID_CLAIM_NAME=policy maps homelab-admins -> consoleAdmin.
+    provider_mappings = SCOPE_PKS + ([POLICY_MAPPING_PK] if name == "minio" else [])
     ns, secret_name, key = cfg["client_secret_source"]
     client_secret = kubectl_get_secret_key(ns, secret_name, key)
     if client_secret is None:
@@ -284,7 +315,7 @@ for name, cfg in SERVICES.items():
             "authorization_flow": AUTHORIZATION_FLOW_PK,
             "invalidation_flow": INVALIDATION_FLOW_PK,
             "signing_key": SIGNING_KEY_PK,
-            "property_mappings": SCOPE_PKS,
+            "property_mappings": provider_mappings,
             "sub_mode": "hashed_user_id",
             "include_claims_in_id_token": True,
             # authentik 2026.x requires grant_types to be set explicitly; the
@@ -301,7 +332,7 @@ for name, cfg in SERVICES.items():
         # never touch client_secret again once created (that's the source of
         # truth in the k8s Secret, and re-sending it here is harmless anyway).
         patch_existing={
-            "property_mappings": SCOPE_PKS,
+            "property_mappings": provider_mappings,
             "grant_types": ["authorization_code", "refresh_token"],
             "redirect_uris": [
                 {"matching_mode": "strict", "url": u} for u in cfg["redirect_uris"]