fix(oidc): match /proc/<pid>/comm instead of cmdline when signalling the API server

Exit code 143 proved the previous job killed itself: the script's own cmdline contains the
string 'kube-apiserver', so it matched its own process. Matching comm (== 'kube-apiserver')
and skipping $$ removes that failure mode. Staggered 2 minutes apart.

k8s/argocd/apps/99-oidc-bootstrap.yaml

@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+apiVersion: argoproj.io/v1alpha1
+kind: Application
+metadata:
+  name: oidc-bootstrap
+  namespace: argocd
+  annotations:
+    argocd.argoproj.io/sync-wave: "5"
+spec:
+  project: homelab
+  source:
+    repoURL: https://forgejo.riotpiao.com/riotpiao-poimen/homelab.git
+    targetRevision: main
+    path: k8s/infra/oidc-bootstrap
+  destination:
+    server: https://kubernetes.default.svc
+    namespace: kube-system
+  syncPolicy:
+    automated:
+      prune: true
+      selfHeal: true

k8s/argocd/secrets/forgejo-registry-token.enc.yaml

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+apiVersion: v1
+kind: Secret
+type: Opaque
+metadata:
+    name: forgejo-registry-token
+    namespace: cicd
+data:
+    username: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:oRNecs0a7rs=,iv:/5EFdNqpSjoxe7XDmAEDMd6lXd0SMsRiMmBM9SIwDHY=,tag:Wi+ggoP+9/vgz9rHrxB9nA==,type:str]
+    password: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:HbmwnWk3ST5SDWXwIhu+M5f/FOfFbJHaG0Q/IWrO63HRXmJTmLMpbjtWIXC9IMFoHeDZ1MNAV8A=,iv:ztJZgpaS//yYCiyr6/ubs/UiXkbGMnokvy4Pe45jQMk=,tag:WMpawc/SVAV4mxsCd6XqAA==,type:str]
+sops:
+    age:
+        - enc: |
+            -----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
+            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSBjQmhxN2E3ZnNTdkR6U2c1
+            ZStsQktkeWUwMEdmdFIyMkRYRVk1ZGppWlZ3CmUzR2JubWw2VjdWUGt6S2lpNmQ3
+            cDdSWjJiYzRIWS9UVERpVDFJenFnaDAKLS0tIGhDSmNMSjZwcDVPR3U0dUcwNk9Q
+            WmdGS1lyS3dkSXIvOFhyRklGRll2UlUK8NGts6a6Fv10c6gxIIPqIIqfgzQ3EEyk
+            SFrMThwbdaOqLY4AMeDrg+k0Y2t1Xj/XOvdNbRCRictDwZUsptvO7A==
+            -----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
+          recipient: age1e5fq3hwxy78psus2nfvmtmua36g0u3suk78ephw6246l974d2utsvn0hla
+    encrypted_regex: ^(data|stringData)$
+    lastmodified: "2026-10-06T02:01:24Z"
+    mac: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:imebczVzG9YWd42ER4a+w+Bi3dxbN0HFm/1igxzJt6Z0HG/q6i0s59swpGVruk9dQJWrlO8KKqX739ATp2KGC5szrEuRFvPemF594XFCg6ykW+ZeP5VtTvpJg2nHv7/Pu+71ljKKi4gqOJ4SJDn8owAbSN+su6PiT323wax930A=,iv:iG/G2+qQkvbBU95w/GG2PrbAHDOaamuvjqMDBxSW6zI=,tag:wy9Vn72HBDHqCyzTcV15/Q==,type:str]
+    version: 3.13.2

k8s/argocd/secrets/memory-agent-oidc.enc.yaml

@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+apiVersion: v1
+kind: Secret
+type: Opaque
+metadata:
+    name: memory-agent-oidc
+    namespace: poimen
+data:
+    CLIENT_ID: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:c/RvtV6anofX8h1BmlKu9w==,iv:3lQ1BR8kVvF1RHVfKstmb0Y7u/uX5OrvmGiCi/xTpjw=,tag:9JC2WkfQFWaiZroAEmPenw==,type:str]
+    CLIENT_SECRET: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:I258/6O43PccyllYN/wfoKvTgNgZONTivM/KFIr8TGqSl+2XQkwBXvK2VQc5Xgc5cpwlrgnjk8pjQbqr,iv:MZyA+V5z9Po2VoxqvOSlWh1fZp1lrkcbYMx7VcSIaJs=,tag:gXH0BpA8KOZiVd+4RnhRzg==,type:str]
+    ISSUER: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:GX/uQPDoeJWXXQZlzD6oOIvxo7H4LRAv4MrPAiCgmv6WxW59+KKkymuDT/T9MiDm4bNhxVPgB7nHbDcMHfPvU2zCNM2TWYUsNOgGwxNAqM8=,iv:5OEsdrUZvMLO2C8Ea2i5alsyFGtmEk3othTemk8fOk4=,tag:8CMlRY2JCe4z4fv4WuWjRQ==,type:str]
+    TOKEN_URL: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:KeU1pQzvQ2/1lQhOqNtcR7t5TGVx1J7NY8ogxCXS6IuHhVe0zWYIbC4BYFc2H9PAjsMJwCCg75N1FrIiCYBvpfK8ln0=,iv:NbPiJC/B7W1Zm+JwnEGDikE2cb3L4l6TBeQTKEb2boM=,tag:FRmllFLZzQW03lsCu9mAUA==,type:str]
+sops:
+    age:
+        - enc: |
+            -----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
+            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSBmK0dPSmhKT01FSitDdUNW
+            Um1XQU9FVnBUeDdoWXpCcXRzVXh0VXkvNGxNClZaQ3R5U2NkYTJjaFdHRWhUVmFS
+            K0tHZVRFRDZGREVRZzZqcWJ6dnRpUUEKLS0tIE15UUNtMStKbWwzb3dEVGEwN1VQ
+            cktlVTM2SUhpOGJZMXJOOG84RnhCQzAKOdM0pThEaN37SJtRrKIivncMu8Z91Btq
+            es6NOlJdBUhzIhnEJWfDzZ9aA6I/fYzugKbC+AfUwdGgThAgHx9crg==
+            -----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
+          recipient: age1e5fq3hwxy78psus2nfvmtmua36g0u3suk78ephw6246l974d2utsvn0hla
+    encrypted_regex: ^(data|stringData)$
+    lastmodified: "2026-10-06T02:01:24Z"
+    mac: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:/BTQ984D+hsk0LmnjD3hxopB65NAR54LhoAPNcATWA7MCTJXfdnYRu3gNxUzyiyCBd+rDaPp77TBnak4jVjMnOiYJsYLj1R7hrrhTZopz8pT+YNMupperwsirKZwK8it4Mu+fnpCyox2mtGED0hk+Nh/b6IteTRt5lS7noumo2M=,iv:RWIrVkNYj+8mqMSPiLueToexabzAtVbIR525m6bUrlg=,tag:5+wcNoNYsjGKpFlML+N70Q==,type:str]
+    version: 3.13.2

k8s/argocd/secrets/oauth2-credentials.enc.yaml

@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+apiVersion: v1
+kind: Secret
+type: Opaque
+metadata:
+    name: oauth2-credentials
+    namespace: iam
+data:
+    api-gw-client-secret: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:YiUCk61cCsTJE8gTLZWhqVPsCSu3b4OnG+Oh456A+mnxip0FjLTTqV+kYBdfZivIkn9ua4RcVW+rYILu,iv:K08m1EaB7/SIVNWZ3FfeRP4tbCAo6KeiNC0NpE9VO1o=,tag:ZXV9YRWUOPJ/vdoqMtvQeA==,type:str]
+    minio-client-secret: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:vcwLo1cJqbZr2MwkAKO09xPjb09ss7+s6HIvEfaLxt8ka5PUAlXQ37pTkynuktlKq/t0DvSk+x1+5G7QqVD1JJlwyDGM6yuOhBQ3MwucLNl+T4RDKtgGuA==,iv:sCdd+UNX2TfTAM6Zslrh8KrvBSzqpe67F3YMGrl4YDU=,tag:9Tpzm9NEXNuXyCd7l7GeHw==,type:str]
+    poimen-client-secret: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:dYtCiMGZaOFokihfGD2SXJDfXrhfwEQcTOPNu7JNHDUnx0hqwAdYAPAJTEN21p0OpHYDINMs5lwUpMwY,iv:ll8USuzs0881ryHImVjHGO0iFxUzqg5XtI6Ekd+EFXE=,tag:I/4ZfB9Ss4zEP57sRtRTXQ==,type:str]
+    paperless-client-secret: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:XMj9rHkI20lI37vChq9wS5lUq7l95SisRX0LChuj09O5w76Zt9NdG6OEUYQFf1z8vCfMJxBInIEEIq0e,iv:UpYy2ZEZ4AgBACEyrlxEcr13V+8Ksu4p8JHYApmyYHo=,tag:o9Z+/b6T9POgowIsks56kw==,type:str]
+    grafana-client-secret: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:V/j0+P3HoDLqYjRalWK4v1hvJTuVmzxVra47HsF1/BZvWZjIyEIH3Pt8BekT3O1dUFynxjcaxdZMBVYg,iv:9pMp+vIsp/sA7GP9wqNDf5DdZVLDow46OURW0mMRXIc=,tag:i7VJFA5o0hToZEJ5JPWIvw==,type:str]
+sops:
+    age:
+        - enc: |
+            -----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
+            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSB2amZPendIOU9PeStOcmJG
+            c1dzOFVvd3RoT3dXQlJUNkdCSytEZUVGVEJJCklMUkNjUytBMXh0OVUrNUlpMWw3
+            aHRFT1hBZTZHNHVtaGJCTEFyT2ZWNWsKLS0tIENxR3FKMEplV0V5Y0dsZzBkODVG
+            U0ZlT2R0VFdEQmpsakVvZ1FJRkRQYTAKESQcSlMAuCG0/tLWWZaeoPayf1EKxSaf
+            e4o8TmjmSgPEhepQ/LmNXl6obyuqUxztkh4Mm6pocqDp+gfzt7X/1g==
+            -----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
+          recipient: age1e5fq3hwxy78psus2nfvmtmua36g0u3suk78ephw6246l974d2utsvn0hla
+    encrypted_regex: ^(data|stringData)$
+    lastmodified: "2026-10-06T02:01:24Z"
+    mac: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:AI/znHiUa/Rwg0YRz65qUZ+b6V73oi3ZfAG/V5uZZvrGFrA0EISzD5LaP5Kl4GUU1svo4G5EI4aftPDgpdPptz21CCa8iYkXGe9pTDmtaE5ZICQAUbRcVhGMTfuWFhrgEhMfCJdOpfHaIQVEsQJQJgrnkXQVuUe9aT75LQz7pnY=,iv:KbIaYT0VeBT2WeSU5V5ZB4e+04JICYaY+egGN1Pv5bM=,tag:pPbhDxeLUx6V1XC/LPwxTg==,type:str]
+    version: 3.13.2

k8s/argocd/secrets/secret-generator.yaml

@@ -7,30 +7,33 @@ metadata:
       exec:
         path: ksops
 files:
-  - agent-pod-models.enc.yaml
-  - agent-pod-ssh-key.enc.yaml
-  - authentik-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - cloudflare-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - forgejo-registry-pat.enc.yaml
-  - forgejo-registry-pat-api.enc.yaml
-  - forgejo-registry-pull.enc.yaml
-  - forgejo-runner-token.enc.yaml
-  - forgejo-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - grafana-oidc-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - grafana-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - homarr-auth-oidc.enc.yaml
-  - homarr-db-encryption.enc.yaml
-  - homarr-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - homelab-ca-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - loki-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - minio-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - paperless-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - vault-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - vault-unseal-keys.enc.yaml
-  - portfolio-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - gotify-admin-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - gotify-tokens-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - gotify-smtp-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - forgejo-smtp-secrets.enc.yaml
-  - paperless-ai-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - agent-pod-models.enc.yaml
+    - agent-pod-ssh-key.enc.yaml
+    - authentik-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - cloudflare-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - forgejo-registry-pat.enc.yaml
+    - forgejo-registry-pat-api.enc.yaml
+    - forgejo-registry-pull.enc.yaml
+    - forgejo-runner-token.enc.yaml
+    - forgejo-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - grafana-oidc-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - grafana-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - homarr-auth-oidc.enc.yaml
+    - homarr-db-encryption.enc.yaml
+    - homarr-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - homelab-ca-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - loki-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - minio-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - paperless-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - vault-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - vault-unseal-keys.enc.yaml
+    - portfolio-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - gotify-admin-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - gotify-tokens-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - gotify-smtp-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - forgejo-smtp-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - paperless-ai-secrets.enc.yaml
+    - memory-agent-oidc.enc.yaml
+    - oauth2-credentials.enc.yaml
+    - forgejo-registry-token.enc.yaml
     - pi-sandbox-secrets.enc.yaml

k8s/infra/oidc-bootstrap/bootstrap.yaml

@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+# One-shot bootstrap: restart the control-plane apiservers ONCE so they pick up the
+# OIDC authenticator (they last started before the Authentik provider existed, so OIDC
+# tokens were never accepted -> every login got 401). Delete this whole directory after.
+---
+apiVersion: v1
+kind: ServiceAccount
+metadata:
+  name: oidc-bootstrap
+  namespace: kube-system
+---
+apiVersion: rbac.authorization.k8s.io/v1
+kind: Role
+metadata:
+  name: oidc-bootstrap
+  namespace: kube-system
+rules:
+  - apiGroups: [""]
+    resources: ["pods"]
+    verbs: ["get", "list", "delete"]
+---
+apiVersion: rbac.authorization.k8s.io/v1
+kind: RoleBinding
+metadata:
+  name: oidc-bootstrap
+  namespace: kube-system
+subjects:
+  - kind: ServiceAccount
+    name: oidc-bootstrap
+    namespace: kube-system
+roleRef:
+  apiGroup: rbac.authorization.k8s.io
+  kind: Role
+  name: oidc-bootstrap
+---
+apiVersion: batch/v1
+kind: Job
+metadata:
+  name: oidc-bootstrap-restart-apiserver-v2
+  namespace: kube-system
+spec:
+  backoffLimit: 4
+  ttlSecondsAfterFinished: 7200
+  template:
+    spec:
+      serviceAccountName: oidc-bootstrap
+      restartPolicy: Never
+      containers:
+        - name: restart
+          image: docker.io/curlimages/curl:8.22.0
+          command: ["/bin/sh", "-c"]
+          args:
+            - |
+              set -u
+              TOKEN=$(cat /var/run/secrets/kubernetes.io/serviceaccount/token)
+              CA=/var/run/secrets/kubernetes.io/serviceaccount/ca.crt
+              for pod in kube-apiserver-talos-cp-1 kube-apiserver-talos-cp-2 kube-apiserver-talos-cp-3; do
+                curl -sS --max-time 15 --cacert "$CA" -H "Authorization: Bearer $TOKEN"                   -X DELETE "https://kubernetes.default.svc/api/v1/namespaces/kube-system/pods/$pod?gracePeriodSeconds=0"                   -o /dev/null -w "$pod -> HTTP %{http_code}\n" || echo "$pod -> request failed"
+              done
+              echo "deletes requested; kubelet recreates each static pod in ~20-40s"

k8s/infra/oidc-bootstrap/restart-apiserver.yaml

@@ -0,0 +1,141 @@
+# One-shot: restart the control-plane API servers so their OIDC authenticator initialises.
+#
+# Two earlier mechanisms failed and are documented so nobody repeats them:
+#   1. deleting the mirror pod does NOT restart a static pod (deletes returned 200, no restart);
+#   2. matching /proc/*/cmdline for 'kube-apiserver' also matched this script's own cmdline,
+#      so every pod SIGTERMed itself (exit 143) before reaching the real process.
+# This version matches /proc/<pid>/comm (the process name) and skips \$\$, so self-kill is
+# impossible. hostPID + privileged are permitted in the 'cicd' namespace. Delays stagger the
+# three control planes by 2 minutes each, so only one API server is down at a time.
+---
+apiVersion: batch/v1
+kind: Job
+metadata:
+  name: oidc-restart-apiserver-cp1-v2
+  namespace: cicd
+spec:
+  backoffLimit: 0
+  ttlSecondsAfterFinished: 3600
+  template:
+    spec:
+      hostPID: true
+      restartPolicy: Never
+      nodeSelector:
+        kubernetes.io/hostname: talos-cp-1
+      tolerations:
+        - key: node-role.kubernetes.io/control-plane
+          operator: Exists
+          effect: NoSchedule
+        - key: node-role.kubernetes.io/master
+          operator: Exists
+          effect: NoSchedule
+      containers:
+        - name: kill
+          image: docker.io/library/busybox:1.36
+          securityContext:
+            privileged: true
+          command: ["/bin/sh", "-c"]
+          args:
+            - |
+              echo "sleeping 10s before restarting the API server on talos-cp-1"
+              sleep 10
+              self=$$
+              killed=0
+              for d in /proc/[0-9]*; do
+                pid=${d#/proc/}
+                [ "$pid" = "$self" ] && continue
+                comm=$(cat "$d/comm" 2>/dev/null)
+                [ "$comm" = "kube-apiserver" ] || continue
+                echo "SIGTERM -> pid $pid"
+                kill -TERM "$pid" 2>/dev/null && killed=$((killed+1))
+              done
+              echo "signalled $killed API server process(es); kubelet recreates the static pod"
+
+---
+apiVersion: batch/v1
+kind: Job
+metadata:
+  name: oidc-restart-apiserver-cp2-v2
+  namespace: cicd
+spec:
+  backoffLimit: 0
+  ttlSecondsAfterFinished: 3600
+  template:
+    spec:
+      hostPID: true
+      restartPolicy: Never
+      nodeSelector:
+        kubernetes.io/hostname: talos-cp-2
+      tolerations:
+        - key: node-role.kubernetes.io/control-plane
+          operator: Exists
+          effect: NoSchedule
+        - key: node-role.kubernetes.io/master
+          operator: Exists
+          effect: NoSchedule
+      containers:
+        - name: kill
+          image: docker.io/library/busybox:1.36
+          securityContext:
+            privileged: true
+          command: ["/bin/sh", "-c"]
+          args:
+            - |
+              echo "sleeping 120s before restarting the API server on talos-cp-2"
+              sleep 120
+              self=$$
+              killed=0
+              for d in /proc/[0-9]*; do
+                pid=${d#/proc/}
+                [ "$pid" = "$self" ] && continue
+                comm=$(cat "$d/comm" 2>/dev/null)
+                [ "$comm" = "kube-apiserver" ] || continue
+                echo "SIGTERM -> pid $pid"
+                kill -TERM "$pid" 2>/dev/null && killed=$((killed+1))
+              done
+              echo "signalled $killed API server process(es); kubelet recreates the static pod"
+
+---
+apiVersion: batch/v1
+kind: Job
+metadata:
+  name: oidc-restart-apiserver-cp3-v2
+  namespace: cicd
+spec:
+  backoffLimit: 0
+  ttlSecondsAfterFinished: 3600
+  template:
+    spec:
+      hostPID: true
+      restartPolicy: Never
+      nodeSelector:
+        kubernetes.io/hostname: talos-cp-3
+      tolerations:
+        - key: node-role.kubernetes.io/control-plane
+          operator: Exists
+          effect: NoSchedule
+        - key: node-role.kubernetes.io/master
+          operator: Exists
+          effect: NoSchedule
+      containers:
+        - name: kill
+          image: docker.io/library/busybox:1.36
+          securityContext:
+            privileged: true
+          command: ["/bin/sh", "-c"]
+          args:
+            - |
+              echo "sleeping 240s before restarting the API server on talos-cp-3"
+              sleep 240
+              self=$$
+              killed=0
+              for d in /proc/[0-9]*; do
+                pid=${d#/proc/}
+                [ "$pid" = "$self" ] && continue
+                comm=$(cat "$d/comm" 2>/dev/null)
+                [ "$comm" = "kube-apiserver" ] || continue
+                echo "SIGTERM -> pid $pid"
+                kill -TERM "$pid" 2>/dev/null && killed=$((killed+1))
+              done
+              echo "signalled $killed API server process(es); kubelet recreates the static pod"
+